Double Glazing In Marston Green: Potential Customer: “Say I’m looking for a company to do double glazing in Marston Green and I go to NO ROGUE TRADERS HERE isn’t it possible that some rogue traders will get through your net – no matter what you say?”
NO ROGUE TRADERS HERE: “Good question. The team at NO ROGUE TRADERS HERE are not arrogant enough to presume that this is impossible. It is possible that we could be fooled by a rogue trader – it’s just not likely.”
P.C. – “Why?”
NRTH – “Well we aren’t an attractive option for fraudsters. We look for too much evidence of honesty.”
P.C. – “Such as?”
NRTH – “Proof of identity, financial details, business details, up to date evidence of qualifications that prove they are certified to work as a professional in this field. We also work in partnership with Trading Standards and they really have the last word. Between the investigations NO ROGUE TRADERS HERE conduct and then the ones conducted by Trading Standards you’ll be able to feel sure that any of our companies are able to supply your double glazing in Marston Green.”
P.C. “But what if someone complied with all of the criteria so that you’d let them on the register but then, as soon as they started getting work through NO ROGUE TRADERS HERE, they might relax and not care about the quality of their work? Surely this could happen especially after a company has been on your books for a few years?”
NRTH – “That’s extremely unlikely to happen as we monitor every job done by every company on our books. These jobs are rated by customers and checked by us. There’s very little chance of anyone getting way with shoddy workmanship or bad business practice – even if it does happen we don’t allow it to continue.”
P.C. “So you can stand over everyone on your books because they are vetted and monitored?”
NRTH “Exactly. Any other questions?”
P.C. “How do I join?”